Great reasons to take the day off!!

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applies for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 



Oracle Bangalore: from an employee when performing the "mundan" (or Chudakarana) ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head off, please leave me for two days..."

Gems from C-DAC (Centre for Development of Advanced Computing) : Leave-letter from an employee when performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Accenture employee applying for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter from SAP:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me "

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post


from Lalu ...
"since my cows are hungry and I am only one to feed them I need one day off."